Vahaha! Zeee Reeeturn of Seeenor EmoSqueeesh!

And all from a chat that Christina and Newman and I had...

Christina has joined
Michael: Plz! Yay
And I'm not dead
Christina: well thats good!!
6:50 PM
Michael: Did I freak u out
me: hallalujah
Christina: just a little bit
Michael: ?
Did I ?
me: nope. not a winkle.
Christina: ya freaked me out
6:51 PM
me: of course, YOU.
Christina: ...
Michael: Hehe...I wasn't gonna not go 2 school on tuesday
Christina: ...
6:52 PM
Michael: To add 2 the freaking u out
me: gee, thanks.
6:53 PM
EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.
Michael: :)
a dead friend
A emo crush
me: garr.
i'm gonna strangle you.
Christina: DO IT STEPH!!
me: I WILL
6:54 PM
Michael: Lol
me: okay, when you said "emo crush" i totally imagined a little emo kid going squish!
Christina: hahahahahahahahahahaha
6:57 PM
me: dun dun dun...
Christina: !
Michael: Lol
me: he hasn't text back
jaws theme plays
Christina: grr
6:58 PM
me: why are you 'grr' ing?
Michael: Lol
me: wait a second, she just DOES that from time to time, doesn't she?
Christina: ...
6:59 PM
yep!!!!
Michael: Ya
me: did she just choke on something?
Michael: And then she bites u
me: maybe a crushed emo?
Michael: :)
Lol!
Christina: thats too much!!!!!
me: maybe un-barfed chocolates?
Christina: hahaha
7:00 PM
like her hair!!!
Michael: Lol
me: the whole of New Hampshire?
Michael: ?
Christina: !!!!
me: Steph's horribly ancient computer?
Michael: XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
me: Steph's horribly ancient iPod?
Christina: OMG
me: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY IPOD, CRETIN??
7:01 PM
yanks out of Christina's throat
Michael: ?
me: THAT'S MINE!!
Michael: What in goshs name?
Christina: gags
me: gosh?
haha i just got it
i'm so dumb...
Michael: Wow
Christina: woooow
brb
Michael: Ya
Kk
7:03 PM
me: I've got it.
She was hanging out with Rrrrroberrrrto Lindeen and they were eating un-barfed chocolates and Rrrrroberrrrto got mad at Christina while she was eating these un-barfed chocolates and he punched her. So she started choking, and he started swearing at her in Spanish, but she wasn't dying yet, so he grabbed a dinner plate and smashed it over her head.
7:04 PM
...
i just freaked myself out a bit.
Michael has left
Michael has joined
Michael: Ya
Christina: o...m...g...
Michael: Ur a nutcase
7:05 PM
me: Hm...maybe pistachio.
I'm a pistachio case.
Michael: XD niceeeeee
me: You, however, niwat, are a Picancase.
Christina: ....
7:06 PM
Michael: Wow
Christina: dies laughing
me: WHY DO YOU FIND ME SO INSANELY FUNNY?? THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!
Michael: Yes it was
I'm laughing 2 XD
7:07 PM
me: Oh, i see how it is. Now you're just gonna sit * sniff * around and * snort * laugh at the pistachiocase! You guys are great friends. Excuse me while i wipe my eyes with EmoSquish.
Michael: Thank u..snickers at himslef
Hahahhahahha! Lol!
7:08 PM Lamo!
Lmao*
No, that desevers a rotflmfao
me: Maybe we'll go and drink some rat poisening while we're at it! C'MON EMOSQUISH!!
7:09 PM
whaps JP with EmoSquish's squashed hand
Michael: Lol
me: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET JP!!!
7:10 PM
...
wow. i scare myself.
Michael: And I did drink rat posion But its a acholic drink
me: inhales EmoSquish and gets high
Michael: I had a sip of my parents
Wow
7:11 PM
U've lost all small bit of insanity
me: No, i've severed all ties with reality. wipes eyes
Michael: Allow me to join u
me: it's just so...so...HARD sometimes! so hard. maybe i'll go join the monkeys on the bed.
...
Michael: -grabs razor- -cuts himself- YE HAW!
7:12 PM
Eshabalaba daga balaba
me: NO! BAD EMO! squishes with thumb
Michael: Hey! -cuts steph-
Christina: DO NOT GET BLOOD ON THE RUG!!
me: bleeds all over the rug anyway
Michael: To late!
me: HE HIT AN ARTARY!!
7:13 PM
Michael: -cuts tina-
me: I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!!
Michael: Opps
Bye steph
me: x_X
Michael: We might miss u
me: is pronounced dead on sight
Michael: Probally not
Opps
Christina: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE BODY?!
me: twitch twitch
Michael: Eat it!
7:14 PM
-grabs hand-
-eats it-
me: twitch GASP AAAAIIIRRR!!!!
Michael: Yum!
Christina: she doesnt taste good.
me: CANIBALS! I'M BEING EATEN BY CANNIBALS!!!
Michael: -cuts both of stephs wrists.i
me: HOLY CRAP! HOLY CRAP! AND I'M BLEEDING! ALL OVER THE RUG HOLY CRAP
Christina: the blood
Michael: -shoots-
shut up!
7:15 PM
Be dead!
So we can eat in pease
me: bleah
X_x
Michael: The blood tastes good
Cause I'm a vampire
Rawr
me: i am not enjoying listening to this
Christina: ew. dont eat the hair.
me: SAVE ME, EMOSQUIISH!
EmoSquish to the rescue!
Michael: Lol
me: Kills everyone
Michael: Eats emo sqwish
7:16 PM
Hah
Plan failed!
me: lights candle it's dark in here!
Christina: who BIT ME?!
Michael: Lol... AH! STOMACH BURNING
me: It's Spiffy and Pooky!
Michael: RUNS AROUND LIKE A MAD MAN
Ahhhh!
me: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVVVEEEESSSSS
7:17 PM
Michael: Eats fire estingishure
Lol
me: is still dead on the floor
Michael: We should burn her
me: !!!
no!
BAD IDEA
Christina: good plan!!
Michael: And then eat the ashs
Christina: lets do it!!!
me: at least i'm going to heaven...
Michael: -covers in gas-
7:18 PM
me: EmoSquish RIPPS himself out of niwat's tummy!
Michael: would u like to do the honnors?
SHUT UP DEAD BODY! UR DEAD
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Michael: SHOTS EMO
No!
me: rises like a zombie
Christina: ahhhhh!!!
Michael: Covers in gas
Lites a match
me: you can't kill a zombie...
7:19 PM
Michael: Now u both burn!
Sets both on fire
Run tina! Run!
Christina: you now burn!!
me: i dont vurn. i'm a zombie
Michael: -runs-
me: Vun! Chrisvina! Vun!
Michael: AHHHHHHH
me: I VAM A VAAAAMPIIIIRE!!!
Michael: Well
7:20 PM
me: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Michael: I'm a va,pire
me: <=many fangs of doom
Michael: Not u dangit! Lol
me: :K
Michael: Brb..gotta call ryan
me: ug. right when it's getting really interesting. i'm soooo posting this on my blog
Christina: what a loser
7:21 PM
im putting it on facebook me: I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christina: me too.
brb
7:23 PM
Michael: Me 2...but I'm stuck in a car
me: VAHAHA! zee reeturn of seeenor eeemo-squeeesh EMOSQUEEESH!!
7:24 PM
Christina: !!
Michael: :-/ Uggggggg
me: hahaha
7:25 PM
Michael: No... -shots with only zombie killing gun- BAD EMO SQUISH!
Christina: kill 'im!!
7:26 PM
me: NO!!!!!!!!
Christina: YES!!!
Michael has left
Michael has joined
me: DON'T KILL EMOSQUEEESH!!
Christina: kill him!! now!!
Michael: TO LATE
7:27 PM
Christina: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael: HE'S GONE HE'S ALLREADY DEAD MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: :(
Christina: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!! haha! M
ichael: -hi5 tina!-
7:28 PM
me: christina! remember who we're killing :(
Christina: ... oh dear thats a problem now isnt it?
me: yeah, sad day. don't tell niwat.
Christina: i shall not tell niwat.
7:29 PM
me: gracias. and EmoSqueeesh could TOTALLY kill Niwat.
Christina: yeah he could
Michael has left
7:30 PM
Michael has joined
me: XD i just drew EmoSqueeesh.
Christina: wonderful
Michael: Wow
We killed the person steph likes.
Oops
me: EMOSQUEEESH
7:31 PM
what about the person I like?
Christina: what are you saying, Niwat?
Michael: Person Steph likes=EmoSquish
I read everything u said
7:32 PM
About not telling me
me: ? that's irritating.
Michael: ;)
Christina: i think you're crazy. 7:33 PM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *!
Michael: Lol
me: and it's EmoSqueeesh.
With three 'e's.
Christina: THREE EEEEEEEEE'SSSS
7:34 PM
remember that. now im just freaking myself out.
7:35 PM
Michael: Lol
me: wow. i'm gonna scan EmoSqueeesh and post him on my blog. it's pretty funny.