Questions You MUST Answer!

1. Do you read my writing blog?
2. Why don't you?
3. Do you know who Seth is?
4. Are you aware he's not real?
5. Do you read his blog?
6. Do you think Michael needs to get some serious help?
7. Jenn + Seth? (Jeth?)

I NEED TO KNOW THESE ANSWERS!! Thanks for your understanding! Please comment your answers in numerical order.

~Steph

THE AMAZING STEPH RETURNS TO POST TO YOU PEOPLES!!!

Hey! Sorry, I haven't posted in awhile. If any of you have a facebook, you'd understand completely. I got one, and it's sort of addicting for the first month or so...

So last night was White Elephant at Youth Group. It was really fun! Everyone brought goodies to eat and someone brought a bunch of egg nogg (I <3 EGG NOGG!!!) so we sat around and filled ourselves up and watched Josh and Jordan do a ninja contest, and Steve, Caleb, Alex, and Anderson play football with a shoe. Anderson's Shoe. Intense stuff, man.

We played bucketball (pretty much just like ultamate frisby mixed with tackle football and basketball. Will post directions at bottom of post) and the Girls/Leaders won against the Boys! It was SWEET. And after, all the boys were complaining that the whole thing was rigged. I guess they're just not used to getting wupped by girls! Better get used to it.

The Middle School'rs won the semester long battle for the 'Trophy of Greatness'. It (the Trophy of Greatness) is made up of a Cadalac hubcap attached to a bunch of bike parts. Blacklock made it and it's SWEET. So, now us Middle School'rs get a dinner on Blacklock to anywhere we want! Isn't that cool?

And after that, we did White Elephant! I brought a gift of two pillows (one reading 'Chill' on one side, and 'Out' on the other, and another that looks like a 'Tropical Jelly Belly Mix' bag) wrapped in pointcettia wrapping paper, and Sarah Smith was like, "OH MY GOSH I GET STEPH'S GIFT NOBODY TOUCH IT!!" And then she didn't end up with it. It was pretty sad.
I recieved a box inside a box, inside a box, inside a box, inside a box with candles in it. I think i'll put my money in it. Make it difficult for robbers to get to the middle without me waking up ;)

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Let me just get this out here: I write in my spare time!

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In art, Michael, Kristina, and I have an inside joke where I have two moms (Karen and Liegh, Michael has two dads (Baubra and Kathrine), and Kristina's family is polygamist (Hahaha).
Our teacher thinks we're nuts.

I'M FINE, REALLY!! o_0 *rocks back and forth in fetal position*

~Steph

My Career Options:

Computer Hardware Designer
Costume Designer
Computer Animator
Technical Illustrator
Visual Effects Technician
Civil Engineering Technician
Landscape Architect
Lighting Designer
Multimedia Designer
Electrical Engineer
Movie-TV Camera Operator
Medical Illustrator
Website Designer
Arson Investigator
Acoustical Engineer
Computer Engineer
Naval Architect
Auto Racing Mechanic
Sports Photographer
Environmental Technician

Arson investigator? Sports photographer??? Ooo...acoustical engineer? Cool... oh, and movie camera operator? Sweet.

I Just Had The Following Text Message Conversation:

Sara: Colten got a hair cut
Me: I know.
Sara: He looks weird
Me: What, did you just see him or something?
Sara: Yeah he road my bus
Me: Ah. Yeah, he does look wierd. But it's also a step towards not being emo. Baby steps, Colten, baby steps XD
Sara: Michael is taking baby steps to become a man
Me: *bursts out laughing*
Sara: BUT ITS TRUE
Me: *still laughing* I know!

But yeah, Colten got a haircut, and now you can see his eyes! It used to be as long as mine (after I got one), and he looked like a sheepdog. Wow! Baby steps...

Okay, So Seth Has A Blog Now

You don't have to read it if you don't want to...but here's the link: Seth's Blog
There's also now a link on my link list.

I repeat, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT!! To whoever voted 'no' to his blog. Clear?

Okay!

Over and out,

Steph

Bleaaaah. Spludge.

I think Michael got me sick. } :-(

I feel nauseous...

:D Yaaay, Youth Group!

Hahaha. Okay, so today at youth group we played this game where we had, like, twenty balloons per team, and you had to try and pop other teams balloons and guard your own. Only my team abandoned me to guard while they ran around and popped balloons, which is not good considering there are a lot of guys in the youth that are, like, two times stronger than me.

Well, except for Caleb. He and I are a pretty even match. He only got to one balloon. But, heck. Then Conner just storms in with Steve, and, woah. I...can't even begin to guard. You just hear this chaotic pop! pop! pop! 'cause I have to stand aside. Or get bloody flattened.
But it makes me happy I can hold my own against Caleb and Alex. XD

Then we watched a movie about following the steps of the rabbi. Like, in the old Jewish days, young boys studied the Torah, having Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy completely memorized, until they were ten, and then most went on to apprentice to the family business. But the best of the best continued, memorizing and studying --

(Joshua, Judges, Ruth, 1st and 2nd Samuel, 1st and 2nd Kings, 1st and 2nd Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther, Job, Psalm, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obediah, Jonah, Miccah, Nehem, Habakkuk, Zepheniah, Haggai, Zachariah, and Malachi) --

They had that much memorized. And then the best of the best of the best would look for a Rabbi to follow, to be a disciple of. They would tell the rabbi, "I want to do what you do! I want to be like you!"
So the Rabbi would drill them on questions about the Torah, about the Bible, and about God. If he was dissatisfied, he would say, "You know, maybe this isn't the best thing for you. Go, continue your family business."
But if they passed, the Rabbi would say, "Come, follow me."

Now when Jesus went out to find deciples, he went to look amongst those who didn't make it. Those who didn't make the cut. Jesus saw two brothers fishing, Peter and James. They were fishermen, the lowest of the low. Then Jesus said, "Come, follow me."
And they dropped their nets and followed him. This has always sounded wierd to me, 'cause, like, why would you just drop everything and follow a stranger? Because he's a rabbi and he thought that they could do what he did.
They had missed the cut, and yet they'd been chosen to follow.

That's what we are. We have been called by the Rabbi, the BIG one! Even though we didn't make the cut (by any stretch of the imagination). We. Are. Not. Good. Enough! And yet God says he wants to hang out with us, and he wants us to follow him! He thinks we could do what he does!

And then after the lesson, we had a tickle war. Kathy, the asian girls, Makayla and I stuffed Kristen in a trash bag and dumped her by the trash can. Then Kathy tickled her. XD
And then someone found two finger blasters, and we shot those at each other while tickling the ticklish.
Did anybody know that Caleb is, like, really ticklish? Neither did Blacklock.
And then a few kids broke out of the fight into a social circle. It was me, Kristen, Steven, Josh, Chris, Conner, and Kathy.
Josh thinks we should name one of our horses Josh Jr. And one Steven It.
Haha.

So yeah, that was one of the more eventful and fun days at youth group!

Sorry, Couldn't Resist

"Read the questions below, type your answer into flikr search and pick a picture from the first page of search results you like most.

"First name? Favorite food? High school you go/went to? Favorite color? Favorite Celebrity?Favorite drink? Dream vacation? Favorite dessert? What do you want to be when you grow up?What do you love most in life? What's one word that describes you? Flikr name?

I'm just gonna give you my answers: 1) Stephany; 2) Ice Cream; 3) Um...I'm not gonna tell you this one; 4) Blue; 5) Kiera Knightly; 6) Mango Smoothie; 7) Africa; 8) Bundt Cake; 9) Artist; 10) My God. 'Cause he's the one true God, and he loves me; 11) Music/Being Steph-like (you'd get this if you knew me in real life); 12) Don't have one.

Hey, we got horses today!!! I'm so happy! We got Keena and Cocoa, and they don't like carrots. Okay, did you ever get those toys when you were a kid that were, like, plasic horses? I'll bet they came with little plasic carrots. But my horse and Kristen's horse don't like them.

It's raining, and cold, and I'm wearing my awesome amish jacket, my blue Hello Kitty fleece pajama pants that i hate, and blue socks.

10-4, over and out.

Hahaha...Guys Are So Wierd

I REALLY DID STAB MYSELF!! HENCE THE SCAR!!! OH THE HORROR!!!

I'm wearing stripes today. If any of my friends from school saw me in this, they be like, "What the heck, Steph."


Okay, so today at church, my family got there way to early because me mum and dad were going up to the nursin' home. So Kristen, Daniel, and I got to sit in the near-empty 'socializing' room (as i call it) and mess around. My siblings ended up on the ONLY two chairs, so i got the floor. I text Kristina.

Me: Hi
Kristina: Hi
Me: Whatcha doing
Kristina: Watchin tv
Me: I'm at church. I'm super early. XD
Christina: Oh, wow
Me: I know. I'm just sitting around watching people.

(Our youth leaders Blacklock and Abby arrive)
"Morning ladies," he says.
"Brian! Daniel is not a lady!" Abby scolds.
Blacklock does a classic 'blacklock' shrug. "Sorry."

Kristina: I hav 2 do the whole patent project 2day, yuck
Me: Me too. I kinda forgot how to do that...what do we write about?
Kristina: I hav no diea, thats y i havnt started it yet

(Steven, Josh [Steve's brother], Michael [ANDERSON], and Cameron [can't remember last name...he works at Little Cesar's] arrive)

Me: Oh. Well i gotta go...

"Hey, Steph." I look up. Steve towers over me [kinda because i'm sitting on the ground and he's so much taller than me], and so does Josh, Michael, Cameron, and Blacklock.
"Hi Steve."

Kristina: K bi

I look at Kristen. "They're so tall," I whispered, standing up. Steven gives me a high five, and the seven of us form a circle and start talking. Only, i'm kinda stuck behind Steve and Kristen. Heh. Then the two new girls from Singapore join the circle and i'm totally cut off.
"Um, hey, can you people, like move a bit that way? I'm feeling kinda excluded," I say to Kristen from behind Steve.
"Aw," Steve says, and puts his arm around my shoulders and pulls me into the circle between him and Kristen. "Now...you are part of the cir-cle," he says gesturing.

Yeah, no kidding.

Awkward...
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Okay, and this was the funniest thing that happened to me ALL DAY.

So after service, Caleb shows up. And me, Kristen, Daniel, Anderson, Steven, and Caleb were hanging out, and Steve goes, "Hey, look at this awesome Matrix Fitness stuff. Caleb, 'cmon, yeah like that. You get down in the push-up position and hold it. Like this."
And they, and Anderson, stay that way for a minute before Steven beats them [Caleb having no arm strength at all]. Never-the-less, he flexes his arm afterwards. I was trying sooo hard not to laugh.
And then all the boys do wall-sits without a wall, and i join them. And I win.
And then all the guys were being all 'manly'.
Then our youth leader Chris comes over, "Why do guys always do stuff like this when girls are around?"

It was funny.

And then I got hit in the face with Steve's Arizona Tea 'cause he was wondering what i was doing while he was helping Blacklock glue things for three hours [because i didn't have an excuse and honestly didn't know anything about it, and Kristen did have an excuse] and play a game of 'light sabers' against Caleb and find out that i'm just as strong as he is. If not stronger.

And that's what my Sunday was like.

AND THEN I READ FANFICTION FOR FOUR HOURS!!!!

If you dare frickin copy this i'll beat you up, then send Boaz after you, then sick the Big Bad Wolf on you, and then i'll run my horse over y-

Get my gist? Okay, so i had to write this paper for Social Studies, and I had very vegue instruction, and i don' t get it. So...just comment and tell me how bad it is *covers face*

AND DON'T FRIGGIN COPY IT!!! I AM LOOKING AT YOU, MICHAEL. I. SWEAR.


Steph [last name oooo not telling you what that is since i'm the only Stephany [last name] in the world (i googled it)]
Core 1Technology



The technology we used one hundred years ago, and the technology we use now is phenomenal. Like, toilets! I mean, it sounds really funny, but really. Toilets have had a big effect on the way our houses are built, and the way we live. According to an article at Worldinfo.com, “…high density cities could not be possible without toilets.” Nowadays, you can’t just empty a chamber pot from the window of your apartment! That’s disgusting! Even though some of the world’s most advanced societies one hundred years ago did, they had a certain system that worked around chamber pots. We assume that toilets have been around for a long time, because they’re so simple, and common. But that in fact is not true. It is a very modern device for handling human waste. And it does a pretty good job of it too.
Running water is also a luxury that people two hundred years ago did not have. Tap/running water changes the whole aspect of searching for water that’s drinkable. They had to boil it in order to be able to even drink it without getting sick. Now, all we need to do is, just, turn a handle, and, hey!, clean, drinkable, water. Hardly any energy used at all.
(http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~scotch/innovation/inventing_email.pdf ) The telephone is also a great and convenient thing. Two hundred years ago, they had something called the Pony Express. And you sent letters to people using people who risked their lives on horseback to deliver to a loved one your important message. One hundred years ago, there was a train that could do that for you. Until about the 1960’s, you had to write to somebody to get mail, with just a pen and paper. But that all changed just as soon a man named Bolt Beranek came up with a way to sent electronic text messages from one computer to another, thus the beginning of email.
In 1347, the Black Death broke out in Europe. Did they have the technology to save hundreds of lives? No. You see, today, many diseases you get are curable. The modern technology enables us to find cures for almost any illness or injury you may face.
One hundred years ago, if my sister had been born, she would have died. Born without a thyroid, and a month too early, there would have been no hope for her. No incubator to keep her warm, medicine to make sure she grew. She would have died. But, no. Instead, she was born in the twentieth century, and there were doctors who knew what they were doing, and who would not rest until they were sure that that infant lived. Technology, it’s a wonderful thing isn’t it?

http://www.wordinfo.info/words/index/info/view_unit/3950
http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761588279/Black_Death.html
http://encarta.msn.com/column_10greatestinventions_tamimhome/the_10_greatest_inventions.html)

Did that suck? I think it did.
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I read most of ':D :D :D :D :D' that i put on the last post 0-O XD

GO IGGY!!!

Ella's Secret

Ha. Ha. So funny.

Go Ig.

:D Yay

I have an ortho oppointment at eight, so i don't have to go to school for awhile! It makes me happy. I woke up at 6:30 instead of 5:30 and i feel so refreashed.
I might even go back to bed!

Colten's in my Rock time. UUUG. But thankfully, i don't have a single class with him! (Rock is homeroom). But i don't have to sit in the same room as him todaaaaaay!!!!
The only classes i have with kristina are the only ones i have with michael. WHY??? And i can't even sit next to kristina in art!!! It sucks!

~Steph

Eekers.

School starts tomorrow. I'm starting my final year of middle school, and then i won't have to deal with Mrs. Deer-burger anymore!! MWAHA!
For any of my friends who read my blog, i got a new layout, so my links aren't there anymore, so if you could tell me the URL for your blog, that would be great.

Bat-Tanks,

steph

Omg you'll _never_ guess where i am now

Take a wild guess.

ding ding ding

The Library. Surprise, surprise, yes? I like the Library's computers. They run faster than our Ice Age Era computer. Only Napter doesn't run so fast.

I GOT MY COPY OF BREAKING DAWN!!!!!!!!
Who else got theirs? I got mine yesterday and was sooo happy. I swear, if anyone finished it and says something to me about it (i'm not done), I'll pummel that sorry grin off your face.

I'm wearing another black shirt today. But only because it a) has pink on it; and b) my other shirts are, surprise, dirty.

I bands on my braces and THEY HURT LIKE BLOODY HECK. OMG. WHY DOES IT HURT SO FLIPPIN MUCH?? I mean, why inflict torturous pain on Innocent minors with jagged teeth? Isn't this a form of torture in other countries yet? It should be.

I'm having a mini presidential election of all Bloggers. Fang vs. Edward vs. Jacob. Who would make a better president of all bloggers?

I got the new Skillet cd. This is my absolute favorite, favorite band.

anyway, got to scurry. Get to Lunch Bunch.

Complications.

Okay, since we moved the computer hasn't been hooked up and it's driving me insane. I can't blog unless i go to the library and do it (there is a huge screen and EVERYONE CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE WRITING!! Jeez. Embarassing much?).
I can't play on the Sims 2, and that is driving me crazy too.
I can't write. UUURG. That makes me crazy.

Also, our dog keeps getting in my room and terrorizing my cat and eating her food. This has happened for two years streight. I spank her. And she still does it. Today I asked my mom if I could get a cattle prod.
She said i could. :D

How many books have people read this summer?
I've read a lot

• Little Brother
• Maximum Ride (1,2,and 3 yet again)
• Twilight (1,2,and3 again)
• Being
• What I Meant...
• Season of Ice
• The Miner's Daughter
• The Curious Inncident of the Dog in the Nightime

um...

• The Catcher in the Rye

So yeah, Ruby, there you go if you need a book to read.

Oh, did anyone get Breaking Dawn yet? I know Ruby has. And Sara. But i HAVE TO WAIT TILL WEDNESDAY because i ordered it online.

ug. Does blogger ever drive you nuts because it keeps doing things to you? Now it's making me skip a whole line when i press ENTER.

See that?

DID YOU SEE THAT?

Our grandparents are staying until Wednesday, and so Carli, Kristen, and I can't go to Water World with the youth group! Like, i went up to Blacklock (youth leader) paid the fee for securing your place, and then had to go get it back.

(skipped a line again) I think Sara's mom and Veronica still think i'm emo because i wore the awesome shirt i got in Breckenridge that's black with a bike on it.

(skipped) IT'S ONLY A BLACK SHIRT!!!

Anyway. See ya.

!!!!!!

I'VE GOT LOTS TO SAY!!!

GAAAAH!!!

Okay. So we moved in and it took forever. Like, i don't mean it took forever for the moving peoples to move our junk in, but we just...GOT A LOT OF JUNK!

gah.

HEY! One of the movers was named Seth! Kawinkidink.

But now, i'm kinda off-duty because i'm camping with my mom's side of the family (most of the grapes in this bunch are not sour. Dad's side is like raisins. RAISINS I TELL YOU! But not everyone on Dad's side is sour :D)
We went mini-golfing today and yesterday. Yesterday we kept score and followed rules. Today, it was a total free-for-all...
*i'm bwuthing muh tith*
Augh, minty.
...and we took a three-hour twenty-minute hike. Dad said it'd be twenty minutes.
And there were misquitos, and i didn't get bit, and there was the sun, and i didn't get burned. Did you know if you feel your stomach after/when-you-are exersizing and it's cold, your burning fat? I didn't. It was painful. And then we played Empire. It's really fun. You should Google it. <== (link)
When you choke Julia in any form, she makes this really funny sound that's like, i dunno, Baby Huey getting choked by a snake.

Hey, did anyone check out my other blog?

MY COMPUTER'S NOT HOOKED UP! UUUUUUUURRRRG!!!

This makes me mad because i'm addicted to The Sims 2. It's not even funny.
And it kills me to write by hand. Uh!

Blaaaahgottago. It's 10:47 and i don't wanna be a zombie tomorrow.

So the Day has Finally Come

We are moving today.

Kinda weird after living in one place for 12 years, right? So my room's all packed up and bare and it's really sad.
MY BOOKCASE IS GONE!!!
;'() oooohhhh!

Okay. I have a new blog for writing bits.
I don't know how often I'll post because of moving (we're gonna have to leave the computer over here for awhile, and take showers here :(

And there's, like, vermin everywhere. We bought, like, fifteen mouse traps and ten poison 'feeders' (i snicker at that all the time), and i had to set three in the basement and saw a big fat beetle the size of a quarter crawling on the floor chasing some black disgusting insect.
ew! ew!! Ew!! Ew! EW! EWWW!!!!
*shutter* *shutter* *shutter* *SHUTTER*

So I'll post again when we're moved in and come back over to clean 'The House in the Nude'.

Huh.

Isn't it funny that nobody posts during the summer? I guess it's because everybody's so sidetracked. I mean, I'm at the library posting this, and we're going to a candy factory next. So...full day!

I am writing more, so if you want me to post them, i'll put a pole on so you can vote.
I got a new e-mail, so if you know my cell number (most of you don't) then ask me for it.

Ruby's gonna come stay with me for a week!! :D it makes me so excited.

I went to VBS. Did anyone else get Power Lab as their theme? It was so fun. I got this awesome shirt with Fizz on it saying "Aha!".
I don't think that i'll wear that to school.

Kristen went to Oaxaca, Meh-hi-co for a missions trip. She's gonna go teach the little Mexican kids English! Go kristen!

Nuh nuh nuh nyarg...

Anyone do fireworks? Kristina and Carli and a bunch of our other neighbors just sat in the cul-de-sac setting them off then played pyro with the trash and leftover bottle rockets.
It was awesome.

Then i played the Sims 2 for six hours straight on a ninja family. They have two and a half (pregnant) kids named Kyoko, Matsuko, and Toshihiro. (two girls and a unborn boy).

My brother is getting all obsessed over Supermac18 on YouTube. It's creepy.

So...bye!

Gaaah. Sorry.

Okay, i was sick for a week then got side-tracked.

so...

i haven't been doing much, and i didn't have mono. Kristen was obsessing over the fact that my saliva could infect her.
Like, we were at the pool, and all of the sudden she's like "Did you spit in the pool at all today?"
I just kind of look at her and am like "Uh...we're in the pool. There might as well be my saliva as well as yours and anybody who's held their breath in here."

So we had to leave. But it was 'too cold' anyway for Kristen.

Then I've been playing on the Sims 2 a lot and Kristen just installed Sims 2 Open for Business so the computer is running weirdly as of right now. (like right now)

And now we have friends from Washington State with us, so i might not even blog for another long time (does that sentance work?).

So bye.

Okaaay. Back on Track

Okay. Apparently it wasn't co-ed. So, yeah. Whodathunkit?
But these are entries from my journal. I didn't write every day, though. *weak smile*

Day 1. Sunday.

So...today we drove up to camp and had this total heart-wrenching goodbye. Then I was semi-alone (Daniel is at REZ camp). But I was alone at Horse. So we all kinda bunched together into the T-Dome (Thunder Dome); where it smelled like sweat. Ew. So the Horse group walked up to the store. I didn't know anybody, but this girl, Maddie, was feeling friendly and gave me one of her Sour Straws. I met my counselors (and, like, everyone), and we ate lunch together. One counselor keeps looking at me like there's something wrong with me (?!?) and asked me if i talk a lot (??). I'm just being myself when I don't have friends yet. Urg. But I made one; Amy. We're, like, the only seemingly non-crazy people.
Then I got switched from Magnolia to Gardenia (cabins). Now that one counselor is my counselor.
Oh. And I drew Fang for everybody!!! (next page of notebook...but you can't see it.)
~Steph

Day 2. Monday.

Today. We...no, first we woke up in, like, the compleatly freeezing atmosphere of our cabins (that are so lame as not to have any electricity). Then we had "French Toast" that tasted like just, toast. So i put butter and jam (mystery flavor) on it and but that stale little sucker with a fork 'n' knife. Then we did QT's and I found that the word 'cosmedics' is in the Bible. Whodathunkit. We took group pictures; the ones you had to sign up to buy. Which i didn't. We met our horses; I got Ralph (whom Kristen had last year)!!! He is sooo much easier than the horse i had last year. We had frozen chicken for dinner (ick), and i found out that it totally tasted like crap without Ranch on it. Then we split into gender specific groups for whole camp Bible Study. Then we had s'mores. Aaaand they were okay.
~Steph

Day 4. Wednesday.

I'm too tired to write anythi-...zzzzzz...
~Zdepth

Day 5. Thursday.

It is sooo late.
Today we got up bright and early. Freezing. But I slept in my clothes, so I just jumped out of bed and was the first one ready. (Ugh. Someone's snoring.) So we went on a really long trail ride and we galloped!!! I heart Ralph so much. (isn't that a awesome name for a horse? Ralph.) And then during free time Delaney, her brother Conner, and I went to the store. I got one of those Snickers ice cream bars. They are so good. And I got a T-shirt that is totally awesome and looks like an American Eagle shirt. ELC Colorado!!!
Then Delaney and I went on the Zip-Line (second longest in North America)! It was so amazing; it felt like flying! (or, so I imagine).
(Still snoring.) We then had banquet night, and I froze.
~Steph

Then today, we had a horse show and I got a little bitty ribbon that said PARTICIPANT on it.
We had a heart-wrenching goodbye. And I gave everyone my blog address!!
And Molly put my Llama Hat on and did a llama dance.

(I'm sorry this post is so long)

I'm gonna tell you one of our camp inside jokes about Crack.
So you can make this Sandy Candy at the arts and crafts station, and a ton of the girls went and made some.
Then when we got back to the barn, Axel (his name is Alex, and he's the horse camp director) was like "Hey, you guys got some Eagle Lake Crack!? That stuff is so good."
Then we all got addicted to the 'Crack', and I was all "I am the Cracken of the Sea!!"
Then on Banquet Night, Maddie was like "I need some Crack reeeally bad!".
And Sharp Fire Axel (he was wearing a suit, and he can start fires) said "She's going through withdrawl."
It was really funny.

I gotta go!

[wait! i finished The Host]