Like, this was uber funny.

Okay, so my friend Ruby and i were totally messing with my guy-friend, Michael, 's mind.

So we were at the park, and he was texting me. And Ruby's like, "What's his cell number?"
So i give it to her, and then she starts texting Michael totally out of random.

Like, Hi...i no ur name...mr. (enter last name here).
and he texts back and is like:
Mr. (enter last name here) is my father. WHO THE HECK IS THIS?!?
So we're standing on the asphalt of the park cackling our silly heads off:
I no you go to Rocky Heights and you like (enter prefered girl name here).
He gets all hyped up about this, and texts me:
YOU BRAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!!!
And because Ruby doesn't know who the heck the one girl is or who the heck Michael is (other than he's my friend), this information is useless to her. I had to explain this to him.

OMGOSH THE NEXT MAXIMUM RIDE BOOK COMES OUT TOMORROW!!! (i'd 'squee' but i'd feel like an idiot)